TONIGHT! Friday May 29th I Get To Tell a Story with RISK! and BAWDY STORYTELLING!!

shooooW!Okay so there’s this very famous podcast called RISK! If you don’t know how they are google them! Listen to the show! And now tonight they are teaming up with BAWDY STORYTELLING! Basically my favorite storytelling show. I’M ONE OF THE STORYTELLERS!!

I’m very nervous and I hope to see you all there! More details:

Kevin Allison & Dixie De La Tour are together again, presenting true stories onstage for TWO laugh-filled nights in San Francisco!

Performers include:
– Standup Comedian Joe Klocek
– Storyteller & Dominatrix wannabe Alice Paige
– Writer and Performer Donut Eater  Baruch Porras-Hernandez
– Sexual Folklorist Dixie De La Tour
– RISK! host Kevin Allison
– Polyamorous Poet Elka Karl
– Music by Amber Lee Baker

GO HERE FOR MOE EVEN ORE INFO! GET YOUR TICKETS NOW!!! YAAAAY

 

JOIN ME AT THE GETLIT MUSIC AND POETRY SHOW!

HEY FOLKS, tonight I will be a part of this amazing event! Please join me for NOMADIC PRESS’ GET LIT! MUSIC AND POETRY SHOW!

GET LITPoets (17 and counting!) will read NEVER-BEFORE-READ material (rough drafts/debuts) within a three-minute time limit.

The night will kick off with music by the ever-so-talented Azuah and will move along at a brisk clip with the help of DJ Slimm Buick. Beer and good times will abound!

Donations will be kindly requested, though no one will be turned away for lack of funds.

All ages are welcome, though profanity will be present.

Featured lineup of poets (with more to come as they are confirmed): Paul Corman-Roberts, Mk Chavez, Cassandra Dallett, Vernon Keeve III, Sarah Kobrinsky, Alexandra Naughton, Annelyse Gelman, Red O’Hare, Joy Elán Sledge, Amos White, Baruch Porras-Hernandez, Rohan DaCosta, Caleb Zachary Matthews, Maw Shein Win, Gina Goldblatt, Zephir O’Meara, Missy Church, AND MORE!

for more info, go to their fb invite HERE!

Featuring at the International Flor Y Canto Literary Festival

Flor Y CantoI’ve always heard of the Flor Y Canto literary festival. I’ve loved hearing stories of past events here in the bay area, so I’m thrilled and over the moon to finally be able to be a part of one. May 14 I’m going to be one of the featured poets in the International Flor y Canto Literary Festival! The one I’m reading at will be called Mission Malcriados, and will be at Cafe La Boheme! 6:30! This is a huge three day event so please check out the other readings as well, by going to their site:FLOR Y CANTO! but make sure to come to mine, if you’re saying to yourself ” I’ve heard your poetry Baruch, I know it well, why should I go?” I’m going to say this, “I am writing NEW poems just for this festival, so don’t miss out!” Hope to see you all there.

FLOR Y CANTO LITERARY FESTIVAL

MAY 14

AT CAFE LA BOHEME 3318 24th Street, San Francisco CA 94110

6:30pm!

Next Show!: DR. ZEBROVSKI’S PUBLIC PROPHECY!

Hi everyone. A lot of you I know have seen the last Dr. Zebrovski show. Maybe some of you saw the last one and the first one we ever did at the Garage Theatre in SoMa. Both shows were epic and tested my abilities, but I feel I did well. The incredible Dr. Zebrovski was created by Kevin Seaman, and I basically think Kevin Seaman is a genius. through the character of this Dance Psychic we’ve been able to do some amazing performances. Here is a shot from the first show we did with Maryam Rostami at The Garage. Zebrovski ThreewayHere are some shots from the second show we did with Ben McCoy, Nahid Elgadi, and Rotimi Agbabiaka at Counter Pulse. Zebrovski2013 power fistHouse ZebrovskiWith Kevin’s Creative spark and Beatrice’s direction, we put together some great shows. Now ARE YOU READY!!!? For the next Dr. Zebrovski SHOW?!?!!?/?? Well you better be, cause tonight Friday the 17th of April at the hottest new venue in town SF OASIS, we are going to bring you the SEXY, the MAGIC DANCE, the MUSIC, the MYSTERY, the HOLY FUCK WHAT AM I WATCHING?!!!?, the NO REALLY, WHY? HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE? the OH THIS IS A NICE COCKTAIL I’M HAVING AT THE BAR, WHILE I SEE THE SHOW, CAUSE THIS SHOW IS AT A VENUE WITH A NICE BAR, come, GET YOUR TICKETS NOW!!!

WHERE: Oasis – Nightclub & Cabaret 298 11th Street, San Francisco , CA 94103 boxoffice@sfoasis.com 415-795-3180

WHEN: April 17th.

TIME: 7PM!

HOW MUCH?: BUY TICKETS HERE!: TICKETS!

HOPE TO SEE YOU THERE!! zME2015