Some people call me a French Cowboy

Listen to me run my mouth about Paul Verlaine and everyone’s favorite twink from long ago Artur Rimbaud!

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THANK YOU to Dominique Gelin for having me on her podcast! I’M ON ANOTHER PODCAST EVERYONE! We had a blast hanging out in a bathtub in a hotel in San Jose (long story) talking about when I was a gay ass teenager obsessed with one of the gayest things ever, French poetry!

LISTEN UP HERE! and check out Dominque’s other episodes, she’s GREAT!

 

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Chirp Chirp, Bitch!

I Got to be on the Drunk Safari Podcast

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I was asked to be a guest on this informative podcast about the animal kingdom titled DRUNK SAFARI! Love animals? You’ll love this show, especially the host, the very talented Maggie Tokuda-Hall. So click HERE go to the episode titled Chirp Chirp Bitch, and listen to me RUIN WOODPECKERS FOREVER.

Drunk Safari is the world’s premier, high class animal facts podcast full of information that’s like, probably true? Each week Maggie hosts a special guest and we learn everything you could possibly need to know about two animals. Everything. You. Ever. Need. To. Know.

My chosen animal is the Woodpecker.

Enjoy!

JOIN ME AT THE SHIPWRECK EROTIC FAN FICTION SHOW, TONIGHT!

YOU KNOW YOU WANNA COME LISTEN TO SOME BOMB DICK JOOOKES!

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Shipwreck, San Francisco’s wildest literary event is TONIGHT! Join us for some amazing Erotic Fan Fiction it is also a competition!! Get a ticket and get free booooze!

SEE YOU ALL THERE!

If you have ever wondered what it would be like to hear me read porn out loud, this is your show!

7PM at The Booksmith! 1644 Haight Street, SF!

FINE MORE INFO AND GET YOUR TICKETS, HERE! 

I WON LITERARY DEATH MATCH, AGAIN!

Two Time WINNER!

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I can’t believe I won again! If you don’t know Literary Death Match it is one of the most exhilarating and well known Literary performance competitions, mixing high energy literary wit and humor, and fun. It’s also international, there’s one in England, Ireland, LA, there are competitions all over the place. When I first moved to San Francisco and was a baby writer it was one of my little dreams to perform at Literary Death Match, I got to do it in 2016, and WON! They asked me back again last night and won AGAIN, which I still can’t believe cause the other writers were truly fantastic, I LOVED Faith Adiele s piece, Nancy Davis Kho was GREAT and I always always love Arisa White, her piece was so moving!

I still can’t believe I won! I got to bring another medal home to become best friend and lovers with my old medal, I spent most of the night rubbing the medals on my nipples. FUN TIMES!

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