I’m in a comedy show tomorrow!

Castro Comedy!

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I am super happy to be included in this line up of GAY AF comics! Join me for a free comedy show in the Castro, hosted by Wonder Dave!

Featuring: Marcus Williams! Justin Lucas! Nick Sahoya! Kay Nilsson! and me!

The show is at 8PM 

The show is FREE

The show is at 470 Castro Street in San Francisco! 

see you all there hopefully. I’m so so sorry I’ve been m.i.a. on this site, been SO BUSY!!

Promise to post more, more often. LOVE HUGS LOVE HUGS

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Poetry Music and Lightning that is Quiet

My Next Appearance, Quiet Lightning Album Release Party!

TURK AND DIIIIVIIIIIIS

June 12th, doors at 6:30pm, show at 7pm, at the amazing new venue THE BINDERY COME JOIN ME and some other amazing poets in this Quiet Lightning show titled Turk & Divis! Created by Evan and Miles Karp, this is a launch of their Quiet Lightning album, featuring 11 tracks of original music scored to excerpts of 50 Bay Area writers performing live in last year’s QL shows.

Come celebrate! Activities include:
-A listening/screening party
-Performances by a stout list of the album’s contributors:
Baruch Porras-Hernandez, (THAT’S ME!) Margaret McCarthy, Matt Leibel, Miah Jeffra,  Roberto F. Santiago, Rayan Mustafa, Kristina Ten,  Riss Rosado, Abe Becker, Cassandra Dallett, Paul Corman-Roberts and other awesome writers!

go to their Facebook Invite to LEARN MORE!

There’s an open mic: sign up to read/perform during an improv set by Turk & Divis if you are brave and are down.
More info + to pre-order CLICK HERE!

This event is free and all ages. 

June 12th, doors at 6:30pm, show at 7pm 1727 Haight St, San Francisco, CA 94117

I got a show TONIGHT! Join me for Queer Rebels!

Come See Me Perform Tonight at QUEER REBELS FEST!

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Queer Rebels Fest is an annual festival part of the National Queer Arts Festival that focuses on the work, the art, and the voices of Queer People of Color. This will be my, I think fourth time performing with them and I could not be happier about it, they rock! I love what they do, I LOVE the shows they put together, and I am super grateful they’ve invited me back to perform.

It’s also their TEN YEAR ANNIVERSARY! CONGRATS TO THEM!!

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There are two shows, but I’m performing only in one of them, TONIGHT! (I know, sorry, this is so last minute, I have been sooooo busy, I need to be better at updating this blog/website)

Tonight the show is at 7:30 at the African American Arts and Culture Complex wich is found at 762 Fulton Street, San Francisco,  California 94102.

Get your tickets HERE!

Hope to see some of you there!

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Some people call me a French Cowboy

Listen to me run my mouth about Paul Verlaine and everyone’s favorite twink from long ago Artur Rimbaud!

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THANK YOU to Dominique Gelin for having me on her podcast! I’M ON ANOTHER PODCAST EVERYONE! We had a blast hanging out in a bathtub in a hotel in San Jose (long story) talking about when I was a gay ass teenager obsessed with one of the gayest things ever, French poetry!

LISTEN UP HERE! and check out Dominque’s other episodes, she’s GREAT!

 

Chirp Chirp, Bitch!

I Got to be on the Drunk Safari Podcast

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I was asked to be a guest on this informative podcast about the animal kingdom titled DRUNK SAFARI! Love animals? You’ll love this show, especially the host, the very talented Maggie Tokuda-Hall. So click HERE go to the episode titled Chirp Chirp Bitch, and listen to me RUIN WOODPECKERS FOREVER.

Drunk Safari is the world’s premier, high class animal facts podcast full of information that’s like, probably true? Each week Maggie hosts a special guest and we learn everything you could possibly need to know about two animals. Everything. You. Ever. Need. To. Know.

My chosen animal is the Woodpecker.

Enjoy!

JOIN ME AT THE SHIPWRECK EROTIC FAN FICTION SHOW, TONIGHT!

YOU KNOW YOU WANNA COME LISTEN TO SOME BOMB DICK JOOOKES!

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Shipwreck, San Francisco’s wildest literary event is TONIGHT! Join us for some amazing Erotic Fan Fiction it is also a competition!! Get a ticket and get free booooze!

SEE YOU ALL THERE!

If you have ever wondered what it would be like to hear me read porn out loud, this is your show!

7PM at The Booksmith! 1644 Haight Street, SF!

FINE MORE INFO AND GET YOUR TICKETS, HERE! 

I WON LITERARY DEATH MATCH, AGAIN!

Two Time WINNER!

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I can’t believe I won again! If you don’t know Literary Death Match it is one of the most exhilarating and well known Literary performance competitions, mixing high energy literary wit and humor, and fun. It’s also international, there’s one in England, Ireland, LA, there are competitions all over the place. When I first moved to San Francisco and was a baby writer it was one of my little dreams to perform at Literary Death Match, I got to do it in 2016, and WON! They asked me back again last night and won AGAIN, which I still can’t believe cause the other writers were truly fantastic, I LOVED Faith Adiele s piece, Nancy Davis Kho was GREAT and I always always love Arisa White, her piece was so moving!

I still can’t believe I won! I got to bring another medal home to become best friend and lovers with my old medal, I spent most of the night rubbing the medals on my nipples. FUN TIMES!

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