I got published by THE TUSK! Holiday Fat Shamed? FAT SHAME BACK!

1934367_10153120381181086_5678847578119267958_nHey everyone, one of my favorite favorite literary journals EVER The Tusk¬†published my new piece How To Survive The Holidays with Parents Who Won’t Stop Fat Shaming You, I’M SO EXCITED! What a great way to start 2016. I wrote this while drinking eggnog and eating xmas cookies and thinking about all the awful crap fat people go through during the holidays. Side note, my parents are wonderful wonderful people who are growing and learning and very very loving and supportive of me as a living person, but yeah, I’ve had to work hard to change their approach then speaking to me about my body. They’ve actually done really well, and work hard to understand that my body is mine and mine alone to worry about, and that respecting that will help me make better life choices, whenever I goddamn feel like it. But yeah, if you’re fat, fabulous, and loving life like me, you’ve probably had some of these experiences happen to you, there’s the best part: YOU DON’T GOTTA DEAL WITH THAT SHIT. If they won’t stop, fat shame back, turn the tables, jiggle their bellies, see how they feel. Rise above, you are the better person. Eat some Cake. Also, remember, experiences like these, they don’d define you, we’ve all been brain washed to hate fat people, we can unbrain wash everyone! You can get past it, after you do, there’s always waffles. Love yourself, and don’t be too hard on your family, it comes from a good place, and if they won’t change, you can always just put your head phones on, walk away, meet your friends at a bar and share some carneasada fries. HAPPY FAT NEW YEAR EVERYONE!

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HOW TO SURVIVE THE HOLIDAYS WHEN YOUR PARENTS WON’T STOP FAT SHAMING YOU.

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5+5 Gay Poets Dead and Alive

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Gay Ancestors Project presents: 5 + 5 GAY POETS DEAD AND ALIVE Part ONE

A Two Part Series, Five local poets will read their own work and the work of five gay icons. Join us to celebrate our gay poet ancestors in two readings, one at The San Francisco Public Library, and another at Alley Cat Books.

Organized and curated by Bob Guter
Hosted by Baruch Porras Hernandez (YOURS TRULY)

FIRST SHOW
When: Nov 12
Where: SF Public Library Main Branch 3rd Floor at the Hormel Gay And Lesbian Center
100 Larking St. SF CA
Time: 6pm sharp.

Our poets that night will be
Bruce Snider
Wonder Dave
Roberto F. Santiago
Joshua Merchant
and Joe Wadlington

SECOND SHOW!

When: Nov 13
Where: Alley Cat Books
3036 24th St. SF CA
Time: 7pm sharp.

Our poets that night will be
Bruce Snider
Ari Banias
Roberto F. Santiago
Joshua Merchant
and Joe Wadlington

Hope to see you all there.

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UPCOMING SHOW! TUESDAY’S CHILD ON WEDNESDAY!

Hey guys, if you are in the city and have never seen me perform, CHECK THIS OUT!new TW

The show is called TUESDAY’S CHILD ON WEDNESDAY and it is run by my good friend Morgan and her cohost Aziz! at Midnight Cafe! 634 Cortland Ave, San Francisco, California 94110. The show will be Wednesday the 19th! Hope to see you guys there, for more info CLICK HERE!

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Join Me for the BITCH AND TELL Comedy Festival!

Hey guys! So, Friday night, April 10th, I’m very very excited to be performing my piece WHEN I WAS A COLOR KID at the BITCH AND TELL Comedy Festival! This show is put on by FootLoose Theatre Company at The Exit Theatre, and has several amazing performers, which include Erica Sodos, Drea Lusion and the incredible Winy Winazz, learn more about the other performers by going to the event’s FB invite! I’m also hosting! bt

My piece is about a lot of things, but mostly about a young boy’s love for Rainbow Brite, and The Color Kids! If you didn’t love Rainbow Brite in the 80s I’m sorry, but you were not a cool kid. Not at all. But,¬† you can redeem yourself by joining me to revisit Mexico in the 1980s and the best 5th birthday party of that decade! Here are some fun photos I did for the show, check em out, and buy your tickets here folks TICKETS! If you buy tickets using this link, I get a cut of the profits! Yay! I hope to see everyone there! There are other dates, but this date April 11th, is when I’m doing just the Rainbow Brite piece, I will chat about the other day tomorrow. The show tomorrow is at 8pm, at Exit Theatre 156 Eddy Street in San Francisco near Powell Bart Station The tickets are only like 10 ish dollars, so come check me out! yay! And stuuuuuff!!

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